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You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when....

PostPosted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 1:55 pm
by JS.2011.04
10. You keep knocking on your own front door.
9. You remove your false teeth to change your appearance.
8. You ask for soft high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
6. People say: 'Great Boris Karloff Mask,' And you're not wearing a mask.
5. When the door opens you yell, 'Trick or...' And you can't remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that doesn't dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating...
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1. You keep having to go home to pee.

No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.

P.S. Got this from my email and tried to cut & paste, upload attachment, and the Img but no can do, hence just the text. Sorry folks!

Re: You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when....

PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 11:26 am
by jwhahn
You are right... when you have a frequent pee you get a senior's disorder, prostate enlargement; when you have false teeth, your own teeth are all gone; when you are frequently forgetting things, you are near an Alzheimer; ....it is too bad and too late!!
But anyway I am too tall to pretend a youngster for trick or treat this year. :)

Re: You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when....

PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 8:53 am
by JS.2011.04
Hi jwhahn,

jwhahn wrote:You are right... when you have a frequent pee you get a senior's disorder, prostate enlargement; when you have false teeth, your own teeth are all gone; when you are frequently forgetting things, you are near an Alzheimer; ....it is too bad and too late!!
But anyway I am too tall to pretend a youngster for trick or treat this year. :)


Sorry to hear your trick-or-treating experiences were cut short due to your growth spurt, still I would have handed out treats to trick-or-treaters of any size, shape, or form. ;) The point was halloween fun and joy! :D

In my case, I was too old before my time. :lol: The last time I went trick-or-treating was when I was 12 years old. :oops: I kid you not.

Re: You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when....

PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 9:21 am
by JS.2011.04
CantrellOsborn wrote:These points are really very nice and funny but true JS. How did you find them?
And sorry for the late wish but Happy Halloween to u too.

Transmission rebuild


Hi CantrellOsborn,

Thank you very much. I am pleased to receive such positive feedback and very happy that you appreciate the humour as intended.

I got this jem from a friend and enjoyed it so much that I decided to share it with everyone. :lol:

Cheers

Re: You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when....

PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 11:58 am
by alexss
hahaha :D :lol: I am too old to go with "trick or treat" but still wore a mask and went from door to door with my nephews over years or gave out my treats to kids...

Re: You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when....

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 1:41 pm
by JS.2011.04
How very good of you to join in the fun. :P Keep up the spirit!

Re: You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when....

PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 9:27 am
by dyentrush
LOL this made me laugh.